Fiddlesticks: “My father’s an apple! But me and ‘tavi basically grew up together because my mother and my aunt were neighbours!”
Octavia: “Wait, what did that last letter you just read say?…”

(( And as promised, a second post. Hope I’m not messing up your head-canon too much. I know mine was different, but this works better than what I was initially thinking… I think. ))